Christian Ronaldo is not a model for any aspiring footballer or for any parent to put up as a model for kids to follow. He may be fleet footed, he may have a killer free kick, he may be astoundingly skilful on the ball, but he’s a supreme twat and one hell of a cry baby.
He’s a classic example of a guy who thinks he’s above the law when it comes to football, and god forbid if anyone even taps his ankles, there’s an Oscar performance on the cards.
This morning’s game Manchester United vs Manchester City was a prime example of his best and worst. He showed sublime skill and fierce combative moves, he also showed that he was a sarcastic SOB who really thinks he’s better than any ref, never does anything wrong and wouldn’t hurt a fly. Problem is that his first tackle was a shocking hack from behind – he wasn’t going to let the player get away, Yellow Card. He was bloody luck not to have been sent off however as the ironic clap he gave the ref is seen as dissent and is punishable by a second yellow card and thus automatic red card.

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The second yellow was from a brain explosion, he claimed he heard the whistle – you still don’t put your hands in from of your face, you head the ball and try to score and wait till the ref says yes or no I didn’t blow my whistle. So he jumps ups up from a corner and puts both hands in front of his face for a deliberate hand ball – simple straight yellow card, hence the red card and sending off.

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So, when you are shown a red card you ‘holier than thou twat, get off the pitch’, it’s no longer about you, you have been sent off.

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